U.H.H.H. is a for-profit advocate of Torch-Bearers, Potion-Tasters, Pack-Handlers, Sword-Caddies, Muleskinners, Sages, Pole-Carriers, Porters, Dungeon Surveyors, Men- and Women-at-Arms, Door-Spikers, Squires, Liquor-Luggers, Halfling-minders, Proteges, Toadies, and Cronies across the Realm.